Dakota Johnson Performs Her Godmother Duties in Sheer Shoes and a Freshly Cut Crop Top

Dakota Johnson, one of our least bothered celebrities, has once again turned out a street-style ensemble that’s both unattainably fashionable and DGAF casual.

Don’t let the cotton or the black and white trick you: This outfit is Avril Lavigne–level Complicated. High-waist pants with a raw hem not just at the bottom but also the top…and the sides? A white ribbed tank that appears to have been cut with kitchen scissors but was probably crafted in a downtown loft and sold for $300. An oversized cream button-up that’s downright brave to wear to a party where there will be mess monsters, a.k.a. kids (more on that in a sec). Shoes that take the ballet flat trend a step further and are just…mesh? And most puzzlingly, she got to-go coffee from two different coffee places? I spent an unreasonable amount of time trying to figure out where these two cups could both be from and came up with nothing.


A statement ring, pearl earrings, and sunglasses complete the ’fit, with Johnson’s hair styled in her typical straight-with-bangs look.

According to Backgrid, Dakota Johnson was in Los Angeles attending the birthday party of Jeremy Allen White and Addison Timlin’s daughter Ezer Billie. The party was Halloween-themed, and apparently Johnson is godmother to Ezer and the estranged couple’s younger daughter, Dolores Wild. Per their reporting, the Fifty Shades of Grey star “brought a mini pink SUV as a gift which made everyone laugh during the festive day of fun!” Assuming it’s in her purse.

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